People Are Making Dad Jokes About Tim Walz, And They Are Way, Way Funnier Than They Should Be

This is why Tim Walz is the guy. Our next Vice President needs to bring this kind of dorky Dad energy to the ticket https://t.co/plrh823oTS

— Zoe 🩷💜💙 (@zmcadler) August 4, 2024

Tim Walz points the stud finder at himself and says “well, looks like it’s working” before putting up a shelf.

— Phillip (@MajorPhilebrity) August 7, 2024

I just know Tim Walz could teach me how to drive stick shift without making me cry once

— Carrie Courogen (@carriecourogen) August 7, 2024

My real concern with @GovTimWalz is that he seems like the kinda guy if you leave your car unlocked in the summer, he’s going to leave you 6 zucchinis on your front seat.

— AC Shilton (@ACShilton) August 6, 2024

Walz is doing all the midwest dad classics including:”I gotta tell ya””that’s not what middle America is!””mind your own damn business”

— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) August 6, 2024

Tim Walz definitely bringing green bean casserole to the convention

— Gabriel Bosslet (@gbosslet) August 6, 2024

Walz has the vibes of a man who makes short, helpful videos on how to fix garbage disposals in his spare time.

— Richy Craven (@RichyCraven) August 6, 2024

Got a feeling the @Tim_Walz is the kind of guy who can smell rain in the air well before it rains.

— James D. (@jdavidson1) August 6, 2024

no one: not a soul: tim walz on a car trip when he hears the chex mix bag open in the backseat: 🫴

— ℜ𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔩 𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔷𝔞𝔟𝔢𝔱𝔥 ༻♡︎༺ (@hotghouldiaries) August 7, 2024

Tim Walz 1000% says “what’s the damage?” when the waiter hands him the check

— Sophie Ross (@SophRossss) August 7, 2024

Who is @GovTimWalz? Tim Walz is the sort of guy that stops by your table at Culver’s asking if you’d like a free frozen custard because he accidentally ordered two.

— Flickertail Times (@flickertailtime) August 6, 2024

tim walz definitely is the kind of guy to say “looks like we beat the rush” when the line behind him gets long

— existential dread barbie (@natmypresident) August 7, 2024

@Tim_Walz seems like the type of guy who has a favorite ladder in his garage. Moreover, he’d let you borrow it. 👍🏻

— LizzleMac (@Lizzle_McNizzle) August 5, 2024

Tim Walz would take his family to Disney World and have a dole whip for breakfast everyday. #HarrisWalz

— JM (@joemessin) August 7, 2024

Tim Walz is the type of guy that wakes up early to make breakfast for everyone when guests are staying at the house.#HarrisWalz2024 🇺🇸

— Dan 🇺🇸 (@hstarshot) August 7, 2024

tim walz the type of guy to eat every bit of food on his plate and when the server asks how the food was he says “we hated it!!! haha jk”

— amanda silberling (@asilbwrites) August 6, 2024

#TimWalzIsTheGuy who always tells you to “watch for deer” and “call us when you get home” before you depart his house.

— Dad Nauseam (@kk_waters) August 6, 2024

Tim Walz is the kind of dad to give his son “the talk” and say “Son, you’re around the age where you might start having ‘urges’ for the girls in your class… -or boys! Nothing wrong with that! Hahaha”

— Slumzog J GoyimExploder (mRNA) (@slumzog) August 7, 2024

He looks like the theater teacher that would let me eat lunch in his classroom because I had no one to sit with in the cafeteria https://t.co/yxIQXieSTb

— chris evans (@notcapnamerica) August 7, 2024

biggest criticism of Tim Walz is he’s making me realize how bad my dad is

— Zach Zimmerman (@zzdoublezz) August 6, 2024

Tim Walz is the dad an entire generation wish they had instead of the one they lost to Fox News.

— CQ (@coketweet) August 6, 2024

When Walz hits JD Vance with a “son, lemme tell you something about life” He’ll disintegrate

— The Jay Agenda (@JayJurden) August 6, 2024

If you want to signal midwestern dad solidarity with Tim Walz, open your garage door just half way for absolutely no reason today

— Patrick Daugherty (@RotoPat) August 6, 2024