Amy’s favorite prank happens in “The Room”

Dear Readers: In advance to my departure from this column, I’m spending the next couple of weeks rerunning some favorites.

I don’t really have any way of “fool-proofing” the queries sent in to me, and so I’ve treated most of them as if they are serious — or at least genuine.

But sometimes, I’m the fool, and here is proof:

In 2015 I got pranked when I chose to answer a question whose plot is closely based on the cult movie “The Room.” Ironically, I am a movie fiend, but because I was not a drunk college student when it was released into the world, I had not seen “The Room”. I only knew it from its reputation as quite possibly the worst movie ever made.

And so it is with a strange mixture of pride and embarrassment that I rerun this elegant prank.

Of course, I stand by my advice.

I only wish I had better fictional characters to offer it to.

Dear Amy: I have a serious problem with my future wife. She has not been faithful to me. I recently overheard her talking to her friend about how she was unfaithful to me. When I confronted her, all that she said was that she couldn’t talk right now. I feel like I have to record everything in my own house just to learn the truth.

To make things even more stressful is the fact that she recently told a couple of people that I hit her, but it’s not true. I did not hit her. I’m not sure why she has been acting like this lately. She did just find out that her mother has breast cancer, and that might be playing a role in her behavior.

We still always find time to make love, so I don’t know why she would go out seeking it from someone else. I just can’t believe she would do this to me. I love her so much, she is my everything, and I don’t know that I could go on without her. She is tearing me apart.

What should I do?